First Date Questions- The Weird, funny and Extreme

First date questions from the most funny and romantic to the weird and astrocious statements people are most likely to ask on a first date with a person

Don’t forget to add questions you have been asked and statements you will like to ask in the comments below,

What to have in mind

Also keep in mind you have to be considerate in first date questions, because you might likely chase a possible suitor, however questions about the person’s mental health might not be the most appropriate statements to ask if you are not going to be a safe haven for them or don’t know how to help them if your inquiry triggers any mental issues they may have,therefore try and avoid if you can triggering questions.


In addition people go on dates for different reasons, some to date, some for fun, for some it can be a form of leisure for them and they find ways to just go out, make friends and meet people

Furthermore these statements are compiled from social media, friends and family to random, strangers online here goes.

The funny

What does your fart sound like?

Can you pound yam at 3am?

How do you press your toothpaste?

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest

Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?

The weird

Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Have you been to prison before and why?

Are you a virgin?

Will you like a finger in your butt?

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

The Extreme

Will you marry me?

Is your mom still alive?

Where do you see us in 10 years?

What’s your body count?

Do you watch porn?

Are you a feet fetish?

Will you eat Faeces?

Here are some twitter screenshots some users on twitter had to say about what they would ask on a first date

In conclusion going on a date and meeting with people should be fun and carefree don’t point out people’s insecurities on a first day because that will be considered rude and in uncouth and you might never recieve a call back for a second chance.

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